seeing couples makes my stomach churn.

isn’t it shit when your life turns into that movie click but you don’t have adam sandler’s face or the remote and instead of just waking up at the end you turn into a very bitter severus snape and that’s it i know

i am in a ladys house near my street and i am pretending to be a lock smith because the lady was outside of her house when i was doing some exploring and she said to me are you the lock smith and i said that i am the lock smith and i climbed in to her kitchen window and now i am in her living room and i cant stop laughing because i am not even a lock smith at all because i am just me and the lady is outside of her living room window just now and she keeps on asking me what am i laughing at and i am just saying to her that i am laughing because i am thinking about a lock that i saw the other day that looked like a little boys face and i dont know what to do and i am just lay on her living room floor now and she is looking at me through her living room window.

(Source: mosteeze)