Fuck Forever

only just now realising that a couple of weeks ago i lived about 5 minutes away from basically the most tumblr famous person in the world. 

wat.

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i am in a ladys house near my street and i am pretending to be a lock smith because the lady was outside of her house when i was doing some exploring and she said to me are you the lock smith and i said that i am the lock smith and i climbed in to her kitchen window and now i am in her living room and i cant stop laughing because i am not even a lock smith at all because i am just me and the lady is outside of her living room window just now and she keeps on asking me what am i laughing at and i am just saying to her that i am laughing because i am thinking about a lock that i saw the other day that looked like a little boys face and i dont know what to do and i am just lay on her living room floor now and she is looking at me through her living room window.

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i’m back, bitches.

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finally

let the second attempt to relocate to america commence!

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hey, seagulls outside my window screaming at 4am,

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m83z4fbHm31qixopl.jpg

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Anonymous: can you tell us the story of how and your girlfriend met?

well, it’s a really long story lol. guess i could try summarizing.

i’ll give you it from my view.

she lived in sicily, a little island near italy. 

my mam met my step dad who works in the us navy, he used to get stationed to different bases around the world every few years. i got dragged from the uk to sicily when i was 12 since he got stationed there, thinking i was gunna be there for a 2 week holiday, ended up being there for 3 years. hated it there. a year in, during the summer, i moved into mineo, one of the housing bases. met some of the best mates i’ve ever met. we were trouble makers. a couple of weeks later, school started. that’s when it all started.

on the first day of school, while all of the middleschool kids waited in the courtyard to be assigned to their form tutor’s classes, a lass’ name was called out. i saw her walking up to line up at this old woman’s class that she was just assigned to, my heart fucking sunk when i saw her face. i tapped one of my mates on the shoulder and asked who she was, and he told me. i was overwhelmed by how stunning she was, but it wasn’t all about the looks. she just had this thing about her and i couldn’t get it through my head, she was just perfect. i just knew. a few minutes later, my name was called out by the same old woman. coincidentally, i was assigned to the girl’s class. i ran up to the line and we went up to the class. everyone began noticing that i liked her, i don’t know how but it must’ve been canny obvious. i thought there was no chance in hell. to me, she was way out of my league. we started talking a lot in advisory, one of the classes we had together. we ended up exchanging emails and we talked on msn basically every night. we became really good friends since we had classes together every day. little did she know i was so far past being head over heels in love with her that it was ridiculous. well i think she sort of knew. so yeah, as i said this is a really long story cut short (i tried to cut it short but i’m bad with that stuff) and with this being the summarized version.. a year or 2 later i got into shit with my friends, deep shit. got told that i was being kicked off the base by the military and that i had 14 days left. before the 14 days started she had finally began to develop stronger feelings back for me, after allll of the shit that had gotten in the way of that happening in between, which i left out of this, she told me she liked me. she knew i liked her, but i told her it back. then i got sent back to england. since then it’s been hard but we’ve made it through it all together.

now she lives in the states, i’m busy working my way over there to be with her. might sound crazy but it’s worth it. i want to spend my entire life making her the happiest person in the universe and i literally do love her with everything that i am. she means more than the world to me, doing this to be with her is nothing.

so yeah, that’s just about it for a summary from my view. i apologize for the lack of shortening, i’m quite a perfectionist, find it hard to scrape away detail.

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Anonymous: you and your girlfriend are so cute! and the fact you're leaving just for her, damn. my boyfriend don't even pay for dinner!

thank you, i really appreciate it :3

i’d leave any place and give up anything to be with her.

+ christ get his arse sorted lol that’s fucked up.

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just-make-something-up:

can we take a moment to talk about how awesome my mo is because he just got me 30 followers by some magic way while i was making cookies. 

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